I wear women's underwear 
And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror 
I cross my legs just like a [bad word] 
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya 
What defines a straight man's straight? 
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak? 
I tell you what a women loves most 
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke 
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the [bad word] and it's naked 
It's verbatim and it's shakin' 
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting' elated 
No more listless invitations 
*I live by a hospital* 
And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows 
I see people dying there 
But my tender age makes it hard to care 
Incinerator and a big smoke stack 
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh *- ha* 
All I need is a heart attack 
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac 
*Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the [bad word] and it's naked 
It's verbatim and it's shakin' 
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting' elated 
No more listless invitations* 
For the love of [bad word] 
For the sake of Pete 
Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me? 
I am the rooster in the morning 
I'm the [bad word] of the day 
I'm the boxer in the briefs 
I'm a twelve ounce steak 
Eh-oh 
Yabo 
Ya, it's verbatim 
And ya, and it's naked 
And ya, and it's shakin' 
It shakes, shakes shakes