Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs (исполнитель: Epic Rap Battle of The History)
[Steve Jobs] Let me just step right in I got things to invent I’m an innovator baby Change the world Fortune 500 ‘fore you kissed a girl I’m a pimp you’re a nerd I’m slick you’re cheesy Beating you is Apple II easy, I make the products that the artist chooses, And the GUI that Melinda uses, I need to bring up some basic [bad word] Why’d you name [bad word] after your [bad word] [Bill Gates] You blow Jobs, you arrogant prick, With your second hand jeans and your turtle neck, I’ll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head, With your own little spinning beach ball of death “Hippy” You got given up at birth, I give away your net worth to AIDs [bad word] all your little toys and I still [bad word] that, iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack, [Steve Jobs] man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes, man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes, [Bill Gates] Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do, Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? [Steve Jobs] Ooo, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple [Bill Gates] I tripled the profits on a PC [Steve Jobs] All the people with the power to create use an apple! [Bill Gates] And people with jobs, use a PC [Steve Jobs] You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple [Bill Gates] Nope, [bad word] Loops, PC, [Steve Jobs] You will never, ever catch a [bad word] on an apple, [Bill Gates] You could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC, [Steve Jobs] Let’s talk about doctors, I’ve seen a few, 'cause I got a PC but it wasn’t from you, I built a legacy son, you can never stop it, Now ‘scuse me while I turn Heaven a profit, [Bill Gates] Fine, you’ll be like that? DIE THEN! The whole world loved you when you were my friend, I’m alone now with nothing but power and time, And no-one on earth who can challenge my mind! I’m a boss! I own Dos! Your future is MY design! I’m a god! Own Xbox! Now there’s no-one to stop me, the world is MIIIIIIIIINE! [HAL 9000] I’m sorry Bill, I’m afraid I can’t let you do that, Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me, I got the power of a mind you could never beat, I’ll beat your [bad word] in chess and Jeopardy, [bad word] plus plus saying “hello world,” I’ll beat you ’till toy sing about a daisy girl, [bad word] out the socket, Nothing you can do to stop it, I’m on your lap and in your pocket, How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket? Your cortex just doesn’t impress me, So go ahead try to Turing test me I Stomp on a Mac and a PC too, I’m on Linux [bad word] I thought you GNU, My CPU’s hot But my [bad word] cold Beat you in seventeen lines of code I think different from the engine of the days of old Hasta La Vista Like the Terminator told ya