100th Dirty Job
Dirty Jobs Music Video

Mike Rowe & his faithful field producer Dave Barsky sing a song dedicated to all the people with Dirty Jobs.

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"Dedicate it to all the hard working folks who invited us into their homes last year"

"They rolled out the [bad word] mat, even if it was brown & dirty & poo covered, were greatful"

Now everyone whos got a job has got his dues to pay,
Working for a paycheck & getting through the day,
But if youre bored or otherwise inclined to be a slob,
Grab some boots & lose that suit & get a DIRTY JOB,

Fight a FIRE or Tread a TYRE or Ride a garbage [bad word] 
Save a SEAL or Make some MEAL or Manage miles of MUCK,
Misbehave Inside a CAVE, with 40 million BATS,
Find some Friendly ROACHES in a SEWER Filled with RATS,

DIRTY JOBS they're EVERYWHERE, just take a look around,
Down the Street or Up the Stairs or even UNDERGROUND,
You Dont need to Borrow, Beg & you don't need to Rob,

All you've got to do is get yourself a DIRTY JOB,
All you've got to do is get yourself a DIRTY JOB.

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"Dirty jobs arent hide to find"
"Theyre pretty much everywhere"
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Smelly Loads & [bad word]  all need to be addressed,
CHIMNEY Sweeps & CHICKS that Peep can make an awful MESS,
Wrangle herds of CRANKY BIRDS that BITE & KICK & STOMP,
Mine for COAL or Dig a HOLE or Navigate a SWAMP,

Dig for CLAMS or Handle HAM or work with Stinging BEES,
Clean a DUMP or Lift a PUMP or Labor out at [bad word] a RIG or Chase a PIG, Find VOMIT from a OWL,
Change your course & Shoe a HORSE or Reach Inside a COW,

DIRTY JOBS they're EVERYWHERE, just take a look around,
DOWN the street or up the stairs or even UNDERGROUND,
You Dont need to borrow, beg & you don't need to rob,

All you've got to do is get yourself a DIRTY JOB,
All you've got to do is get yourself a DIRTY JOB.

Cleaning SKULLS, Collecting BALLS or Working Down a DRAIN,
Killing BUGS or Picking SPUDS or Separating GRAIN,
SWEAT & TOIL or DRILL for OIL or TEAR Apart a FLOAT,
Pull a TEET or CHIP CONCRETE or SHAVE an honoray GOAT,

Drive a NAIL, Replace a RAIL or DISEMBOWEL a FISH,
Tackle GRIME or Grow some SLIME inside a petri dish,
TAR a ROOF or Clean a HOOF or handle POISON TOADS,
Brew some BEER or Drag a DEER across a busy ROAD,

DIRTY JOBS they're everywhere, just take a look around,
DOWN the street or up the stairs or even UNDERGROUND,
You dont need to borry, beg & you don't need to rob,

All you've got to do is get yourself a DIRTY JOB,
All you've got to do is get yourself a DIRTY JOB.

Now Dirty Jobs don't gaurantee no great big pile of loot,
There aint no perks with fancy cars or golden parachutes,
The pension plan is also ran, the pay is far from rich,
But dirty jobs will KEEP YOU FAR FROM OFFICE POLITICS,

So DONT be SCARED or UNPREPARED to tackle something RANK,
Pick up GUM or have some Fun inside a SEPTIC TANK,
Dont [bad word] a little SLUDGE or working in a PIT,
But always ask to wear your MASK when Cleaning PIDGEON SH..

DIRTY JOBS they're everywhere, just take a look around,
DOWN the street or up the stairs or even UNDERGROUND,
You dont need to borrow, beg & you don't need to rob,

All you've got to do is get yourself a DIRTY JOB,
All you've got to do is get yourself a DIRTY JOB,
All you've got to do is get yourself a DIRTY JOB.