johnny got shot through the grease
drove his wheels through guarantee
walked about with a monkey on his back
torn pages of a coward's almanac 
he got stuck between y-z
first letters of his own alphabet
everythin' is cut and dry
the rooster crowes 3 times
as he turns and goes
the rooster crowes 3 times
a wise man told him about a song 
first he had to blow the dust from his tongue 
and johnny said 
can not see the mess i'm in 
can't seem to plug my organ in [bad word] 
wished i had a bad, bad memory 
for all my so-called friends to see 
so keep on readin' between the lines
a frogue's tongue freakin' at a jar of flies 
if we never meet again 
it's too soon 
so let's not pretend