don't let this heart pollute you 
cross your legs and hope to die,
'cause saturday night was god's way
of telling me i ought to know
proverbial pants please not again
oh proverbial pants please not again

all i can do is warn you 
in some stupid-half way 
please tell me that you love me 
but not too loud 
oh proverbial pants please not again 
 [bad word] too close 'cause [bad word] it
you'll hold it against me
inevitably
consequently

tell me what am i wearing
when you think of me? 
this ought to be embarassing 
you- not me
oh proverbial pants please not again
 [bad word] too close 'cause [bad word] it
you'll hold it against me
inevitably
consequently