ALL YOU NEED IS ME 

You hiss and groan and you constantly moan 
But you don't ever go away 
That's because 
All you need is me 

You roll your eyes up to the skies 
Mock horrified 
But you're still here 
All you need is me 

There's so much [bad word] 
All over the world 
And all you can do is  [bad word] about me 

You bang your head against the wall 
And say you're sick of it all 
Yet you remain 
'Cause all you need is me 

And then you offer your one and only joke 
And you ask me what will I be 
When I grow up to be a man 
Uhm, nothing! 

There's a soft voice singing in your head 
Who could this be? 
I do believe it's me 

There's a naked man standing, laughing in your dreams 
You know who it is 
But you don't like what it means 

There's so much [bad word] 
All over the world 
And all you can do is  [bad word] about me 

I was a small, fat child in a council house 
There was only one thing I ever dreamed about 
And Fate has just 
Handed it to me - whoopee 

You don't like me, but you love me 
Either way you're wrong 
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone 
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone