I'm a swinging G-E-N-I-Huh? Hey
Let me tell you
what that spells to me

When I'm shoved in a lamp,
It's cold and damp, man!
My wishing power stops at 3
And that's pretty dang annoying to me
I want that crazy power you fairies got
To grant those wishes that you grant a lot
Hey!
To give each and every child a great big smile
To me this means a lot, it ain't no evil plot [bad word] 
Gimme the wand, and you'll all see
Gimme the wand, your fairy, I'd be
Gimme the wand, a-da-do-da-dee
I'll make you a natural blonde,
if you give me the wand
(Shoo-doop-shoo-be-do-wah)
(snake charmer music playing)
Cosmo:
I'm a... oh hang on,
F-A-I-R-Y
We did our very best
for this buck toothed guy
(Shoop-bah-doo-bap-Dooby-doo-wah!)
That vest-wearing slob
He may want our job
Norm:
Well, duh.
Cosmo:
But give us
One more try
You really can't deny
Cosmo and Norm:
Give us the wand, we'll have a ball
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)
Norm:
Give me the wand
Wanda:
He'll enslave you all!
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)
Cosmo and Norm:
Give us the wand, a-do-doo-dow
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)

We really hope, you all respond [bad word] on, give us the wand

And set me free

(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow)

Give us the wand, and hear our plea
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow)
Give us the wand, a-doo-dah-dee
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow)
Don't let yourself be conned
Now give us the wand.