Lina:
The carry is farmed, support's got wards
I didn't know they did that anymore
Who knew we owned a flying courier?
I'm trying hard not [bad word] But four-carry teams drive me insane
Finally we're gonna win our lanes

There'll be actual real live team fights
It'll be totally strange
Wow, am I so ready for this change!

In the first game in forever
There'll be teamwork, there'll be grace
For the first game in forever
We will push into their base

And my palms are all sweaty and nasty
There's joy I can't contain
'Cause for the first time in forever
I will win a game

Tonight imagine me, solo queued
None of the players stuck on mute
In fact, we all speak English on this team
We've got a strong and balanced draft
We know how to check the mini map
It's just too great, this all must be a dream

But then we get Roshan and first blood
Which is totally bizarre
At this rate, I'll hit 6K MMR

For the first game in forever
I'll have items, I'll have fun
For the first game in forever [bad word] every one

And I know it is totally crazy
To think strangers aren't so bad
But for the first game in forever
Nobody is mad

Crystal Maiden:
Go stack the camp, try not to feed
Be the support you always have to be
Buy dust, de-ward, guard that [bad word] Make one wrong move and everyone blames you

Crystal Maiden: But we're gonna win today
Lina: We're gonna win today

Crystal Maiden: We're gonna push the lanes
Lina: Gonna push the lanes

Crystal Maiden: Just make sure that we don't throw the game
Lina: The game

Lina: For the first game in forever
Crystal Maiden: Go place some wards, don't let them see

Lina: I'm getting what I'm dreaming of
Crystal Maiden: Be the support you always have to be

Lina: chance to stop my losing streak
Crystal Maiden: Re-use

Lina: chance to win a pub
Crystal Maiden: Pull lane, buy smoke, pool a tango

Lina:
Don't know about games tomorrow,
But I won't forget today
'Cause for the first game in forever
For the first game in forever
I can say Well Played!