Particle man, particle man 
Doing the things a particle can 
What"s he like? It"s not important 
Particle man 

Is he a dot, or is he a speck? 
When he"s underwater does he get wet? 
Or does the water get him instead? 
Nobody knows, Particle man 

Triangle man, Triangle man 
Triangle man hates particle man 
They have a fight, Triangle wins 
Triangle man 

Universe man, Universe man 
Size of the entire universe man 
Usually kind to smaller man 
Universe man 

He"s got a watch with a minute hand, 
Millenium hand and an eon hand 
When they meet it"s a happy land 
Powerful man, universe man 

Person man, person man 
Hit on the head with a frying pan 
Lives his life in a garbage can 
Person man 

Is he depressed or is he a mess? 
Does he feel totally worthless? 
Who came up with person man? 
Degraded man, person man 

Triangle man, triangle man 
Triangle man hates person man 
They have a fight, triangle wins