Dave (spoken): 
man this beat is the sickest yet 
so sick 
its gonna need life support 

Tavros (spoken): 
lISTEN UP, HUMAN, aRE YOU READY? 
BECAUSE, uH, sCHOOL IS IN SESSION, 
aND I, uH, aM THE TEACHER,,, 
oNLY IN THIS METAPHOR THOUGH,,, 

Dave (spoken): 
substitute teacher maybe 

Tavros (spoken): 
I DON'T KNOW, uH, wHAT THAT MEANS,,, 
bUT i'M GUESSING IT WAS SOME KIND OF INSULT,,, 
eITHER WAY! PREPARE TO GET LESSON, iN RHYME,,, 

Gamzee (spoken):  [bad word] yEaH [bad word] 

Dave (spoken): 
I dont think you realize what your getting 
yourself into and im in a good mood 
so im gonna give you one last chance to back off 

Tavros (spoken): 
I, I THINK you, uH, SHOULD BE THE ONE BACKING OFF,,, 

Gamzee (spoken): 
oH 
sIcK bUrNs 
sO sIcK 

Dave (Spoken): 
right well 
i tried to be nice 
tried to give advice 
and now I'm gonna show you no sugar 
only spice 

Tavros (spoken ): 
wAIT,,, 
aRE WE STARTING? 

Dave: 
ive got shades in black and you rhyme like [bad word] 
so you punk [bad word] amateur had best step back 
cuz ill school you boy like it aint no thing 
you done riled up the ironic rhyme king 
my lyrics are sick stretch across the seas 
ill make no exception under I place colonies  [bad word] chump rhymers showing them up with ease 
whoopin your chump [bad word] is gonna be a breeze 

Tavros: 
wOAH, THIS GAME, 
iS KIND OF SURPRISE, 
bUT I KNOW ALL OF YOUR CLAIMS ARE LIES, 
yOU'LL KNOW IF YOU LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES, 
yOU CAN'T OUT-RAP ME, 
i'M GONNA BE YOUR DEMISE, 

Dave: 
are you for serious are you guys for real 
im laughing in your face dont know how to feel 
are these two chumps gonna put up a fight 
its past your bed time go say good night 

Tavros: 
oH, YOU THINK, 
tHAT i'M ON THE ROPES? 
I FEEL BAD BUT i'M ABOUT TO DASH YOUR HOPES, 
I HATE TO SAY IT BUT WE'RE ABOUT TO WIN, 
IT'S MY BEST BRO GAMZEE GONNA TAG HIM IN, 

Gamzee: 
wHeReS tHe ClOwN wItH tHe DoUbLe ( gAMZEE! ) 
yOu KnOw No dUo Is BeTtEr ThAn We ( yOU'LL SEE! ) 
I gOt My BeStFrIeNd BaCk In ThE tRaCK ( tHAT'S ME! ) 
rHyMeS sHaRpEr ThAn kNiFe In YoUr BaCk ( gOLLY! ) 

Dave: 
oh great now I gotta deal with two 
thats fine with me I feel sorry for you 
eatin chump rappers up is my favorite meal 
and you guys gave me a two for one deal 
since we got this clan who does he think he is 
stepping up to the strider in the rhymin bizz 
doesn't he know im the lyrical whizz 
you best take notes there will be a quiz 

Gamzee: 
wElL iM iMpReSsEd My BlAcK sHaDe FrIeNd 
HeRe I tHoUgHt ThIs WaS gOnNa Be tHe EnD 
I GoT rHyMeS lIkE a RoSe WaTcH oUt FoR tHe ThOrNs 
aNd NoW iTs TiMe To PaSs It BaCk By ThE hOrNs 

Tavros: 

aND i'M BACK, lIKE FROM OUTER SPACE, 
aND HERE I AM RAPPIN', gOT THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE, 
mY RHYMES HIT YOU DEAD, lIKE BIG SPIKE BASS 
I THINK THIS HUMAN SHOULD LEARN HIS PLACE, 

Dave: 
thats enough ive had it with you chumps 
you guys dont even get my mad fist bumps 
you both forgot one critical thing 
that im dave strider the lyrical king [bad word] dave strider 
he lays the rest to waste 
his shades will never ever ever leave his face 

Tavros (spoken) : 
uH, wOW, wE, uH, kINDA GOT SCHOOLED THERE,,, 

Gamzee (spoken): 
yEaH 

Tavros (spoken): 
uM, gOOD MATCH? 

Dave (spoken): 
don't touch me