[Verse 1]
From the land of Bandle City
All across the Summoner's Rift
The yordle known as Teemo
scout who's small and swift
Camouflaged in top lane
Or perhaps he's creeping mid
Armed and ready with his blowgun
And escape he will forbid

[Pre [bad word] 
Never underestimate
The power of the scout's code
He will seal your fate
HUT 2, 3, 4!!!

 [bad word] 
The Swift Scout, Bandle City citizen 
Tell Lee Sin that there's a new Legend
Reporting in, size doesn't mean everythin'
Move quick, toxic shot, that's got a sting
Blinding dart, missing every single swing
In the end if you're still standing
THEN I'LL GETCHA WITH MY TEEMO SHROOMS! 

[Verse 2]
With the cuteness of a Moogle,
Dunks like Shaquille O'neal
mask that's not Majora's
And a global taunt so real. 
The source of all his power
Shrooms 1-UP, death counts Ryze 
With the courage to move forward,
And the wisdom to survive 

[Bridge]
The hero of Bandle City 
The hero that we all need
The defender of the Yordles
The smallest champion of the league
He may be small
But his heart he cannot hide
Watch the Titans Fall 
From the power that's inside