I got a girlfriend (you can't have her),
I got a goofball in my head.
I got a racecar (it's kind of a sculpture),
I got a rambler in my yard.

She's a winner...

I got a rambler (you can't have her),
I got a speedway in my yard.

She's a winner... as long as i am!

I got a witness (it's just about useless),
I've seen a lot of things happen in my car.

She's a winner... you wanna ride? you ride with me!

Only thing [bad word] all right is my car,
She's a winner,
Everybody thinks
She's a winner,
Wanna ride with a winner? Ride with me!

I got a girlfriend (you can't have her),
I got a rambler in my yard...

God I miss my rambler!