I melted the ice of the polar caps, 
Found the raiders of the lost ark, 
Solved a case for the genius from Baker Street, 
Helped to clean the Central Park. 

I created the plan for the Chinese wall, 
Went to desert, made it rain, 
Swam through a shark tank bloodily, 
Found Atlantis, by the way 
But today 

I've got a cake to bake, and got no clue at all 
(Cep cep cep cep cep kuuku kuuku) 
I've got a cake to bake, and haven't done that before 
(Cep cep cep cep cep kuuku kuuku) 
Don't be proud, mate, please, don't bother,  [bad word] on and ask your mother, 
How to bake, how to bake, bake that cake. 

Cep cep cep cep cep kuuku kuuku 
Cep cep cep cep cep cep kuuku... 

I talked to a unicorn the other night, 
Took me up on a lonely star, 
Did the moonwalk on the milky way, 
Realized I've gone too far. 

So I questioned the law of gravity, 
Put the apple back up to the apple tree, 
Ej tu nost: I even learned Latvian, 
I know it's so hard to believe 
And today 

I've got a cake to bake, and got no clue at all 
(Cep cep cep cep cep kuuku kuuku) 
I've got a cake to bake, and haven't done that before 
(Cep cep cep cep cep kuuku kuuku) 
Don't be proud, mate, please, don't bother,  [bad word] on and ask your mother, 
How to bake, how to bake, bake that cake. 

Cep cep cep cep cep kuuku kuuku 
Cep cep cep cep cep cep kuuku... 

We've got a cake to bake, and got no clue at all 
We've got a cake to bake, and haven't done that before 
Don't be proud, mate, please, don't bother,  [bad word] on and ask your mother, 
How to bake, how to bake, bake that cake (piece of cake). 

Mix some dough, add some love, let it bake, wait for it 
Mix some dough, add some love, let it bake, wait for it 
Mix some dough, add some love, let it bake, have some cake 
Mix some dough, add some love, let it bake. 

We've got a cake to bake, and got no clue at all 
We've got a cake to bake, and haven't done that before 
Don't be proud, mate, please, don't bother,  [bad word] on and ask your mother, 
How to bake, how to bake, bake that cake 
Garšīgi...