Rhea:
Whats Up, its Rhea, leave a message.

Willam:
Hey, Im calling you back
Oh, my trade was a [bad word] tonight,
and by [bad word] I mean his [bad word] 
No hard-on, nowhere.
So I had to put on the wigs, miss the gigs, wash the asses , and  [bad word]  to get no trade honey!
And you know a bag of coke should stand for Motha [bad word] w/ a limp stick!
So then I get to his house,
looking like a god damned supermodel
And greeted, not by a replica of John Holmes at the door,
but our friend, flaccid Downey Jr.
Yes Honey, his partying shut down the KiKi
Guess he blew before me
Maybe he was smoking the T
So I hope you’re up girl,
cause I [bad word] over
Drop your drawls, lower your balls, Chi Chi on the TV & keep on your heels
Cause I know exactly what we need!
 [bad word] 
Lets Have a Kai Kai (We’re gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let’s Have a Kai Kai (Tranny [bad word] 
I’m gonna let you touch it

Let’s Have a Kai Kai
(I’m taking off my thigh-highs)
Strip, Turn,
Let’s Have a Kai Kai
N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie honey!

(aWhat!)
(Play that [bad word] 
(Professional)

Rhea:
#AweYeah
Here We Go…

Kai Kai is a party for playing with your squirrels
We’re dishing T and cleaning off our [bad word] so we are sure
And though the tuck is hardeningI don’t give a [bad word] Just put your piece inside my mouth
I don’t need a man
 [bad word] 
Lets Have a Kai Kai
(We’re gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let’s Have a Kai Kai (Tranny [bad word] 
I’m gonna let you touch it

Let’s Have a Kai Kai
(I’m taking off my thigh-highs)
Werk, Turn,
Let’s Have a Kai Kai
N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie honey!

(Play that bongo Cisco)
(First time in Drags at a Ball Honey)
(Oh, you mean first time in [bad word] to the balls honey)
(You said it!)

Willam:
What a moderately satisfying Kai Kai
Rhea:
This Kai Kai was… aight...better than nothin.

Serve
Xtravaganza
Opulence
Casual Fridays

Bridge:
Kai Kai No No
We We Oh Oh
Kai Kai So So
We We You Know

Kai Kai No No
We We Oh Oh
Kai Kai Lets Go
We We We Blow
Ow!

Oh, Look at Sharon & Alaska
Manila and Sahara- oh no thats Saharable.
I thought it was Bunny [bad word] Haha, Sorry!
 [bad word] 
Lets Have a Kai Kai
(We’re gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let’s Have a Kai Kai (Tranny [bad word] 
I’m gonna let you touch it

Let’s Have a Kai Kai
(I’m taking off my thigh-highs)
Werk, Turn,
Let’s Have a Kai Kai
N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie...

Lets Have a Kai Kai
(We’re gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let’s Have a Kai Kai(Tranny [bad word] 
I’m gonna let you touch it

Let’s Have a Kai Kai
(I’m taking off my thigh-highs)
Werk, Turn,
Let’s Have a Kai Kai
Im gonna serve & jerk & tweet & twerk & pump my tuck inside you honey