Ohohohohohohoh oh 
Doo doo doo doo doo doo dah 
I'll be there

Oh driving me backwards
Kids like me gotta be crazy

Moving me forwards
Perhaps you think that I'm lazy

Meet my relations
All of them grinning like facepacks

Such sweet inspiration 
Curl me up, a flag in an icecap

Now I've found a sweetheart
Treats me good, just like an armchair

I try to think about nothing
Difficult, I'm most temperamental

I gave up my good living
Typical I'm most sentimental

Ah Luana's black reptiles
Sliding round make chemical choices

And she responds as expected 
To the only sound, hysterical voices

And you are driving me backwards 
Kids like me gotta be crazzzzzy i-i-i-i-i-i-i 
doo doo doo dodoo dodah I'll be there