Romaji Lyrics:
"Waai~ Umi da~! Pashapashapasha~ Uu? Doitsu, itsumade taisou [bad word] no?" 
"Hontou ni Itaria wa shouganai na... junbiundou wa kichin to shinai to arehodo ni itta darou!?" 
"Are~? Nihon, umi ni hairinai no?" 
"Aa... iie, watashi wa... anou... okini sawaza ni...." 

Aoi sora to shiroi nami ga 
Orera wo kangei [bad word] shiesuta shi houdai! 

Urlaub! Saa ikuzo! Taisou wa kanpeki da☆ 
Shizen to zenryoku de [bad word] zo!! 

Hadaka ni natte (Nugu....) hayaku oyogou (Yosshi, iku zo!) 
Bella ga [bad word] hou e☆ (Eh?) ima sugu (Ah, m-matte Itaria!) 

Minna de [bad word] jikan wa Hontou ni tanoshii n' da♪ 
Hitori ja dekinai koto mo minna nara [bad word] sa! 
Nanpa ya shiesuta ya [bad word] ya shinjaga wo 
Hora zenryoku de tanoshimou yo♪ Yeah!!! 

"Ve~" 
"A... anou... makoto ni moushiage ni iku no desu ga, kono kyokuchou da to watashi, umi ni hairinakutemo...." 
"Eeh!? Nande!? Tanoshii yo! Isshou ni utau yo!" 
"Aa, Nihon, [bad word] na...." 
"A-aa, i-iya, anou... jitsu ni sumimasen...." 
"Iya, sumanai. Donna kyoku nara isshou ni utaisou da?" 
"Sou desu ne.... Aa, tatoeba, konna tokuchou wa ikaga desu kara?" 

Donna umi konna umi sonna umi konna umi donna umi 

"Uwaa~ Norinori da ne! Nihon mo konna uta wo utau n' da!" 
"Aa... h-hai...." 
"Ne, ne, Doitsu!" 
"Hn?" 
"Tanoshisou da yo!" 
"A... aa...." 

Mizugi wa ichiou mottemasu ga 
Roshutsu wa [bad word] hikaemede 

"Are? Kore tte, mizugi na no?" 
"H... haa, maa...." 
 [bad word] taiyou mabushii ne☆ 
Biichi [bad word] wo tatemashou 

"Aa! Ore, isu wo wasurecchatta! Shobon...." 

Suika, jeraato, mugicha ni, pasta~♪ 
Nen no tame ni ukiwa jisan desu (Haa! Ore wa [bad word] ka!) 

Nami ni yurayura yurayura pukapuka pukapuka to Yeah Yeah Yeah! 
Ukabitai 
Aa Nagasareteiku yo☆ Furafura furafura to Yeah Yeah Yeah! 
Mata sounan [bad word] ? 

"Nihon, suman ga... kore da to ore ga utaenai n' da ga... somosomo kono ongaku wa nanda?" 
"Haa! Sumimasen Doitsu-san! Kore wa watashi no uchi de tokushu na odori to tomo ni [bad word] ongaku de [bad word] ..." 
"Sou ka, nakanaka muzukashii na... hon wo toriyose benkyou [bad word] you ni shiyou." 
"Eh!? Doitsu-san mo zehi isshou ni!" 
"Eh?" 
"Tanoshii desu yo!" 
"Sou da yo, Doitsu! Katai koto iwanai de~! Saa saa!" 
"Mn... sou wa itte mo da naa...." 
"Doitsu-san." 
"Eh?" 
"Junbiundou kanpeki [bad word] yo ne?" 
"Nihon, [bad word] " 
"Sore!" 
"Ugu, osu na! Oi!" 

Donna umi konna umi sonna umi konna umi donna umi 

"Ugu... maa, [bad word] ka...." 
 [bad word] sentaa to iu basho de 
Egao wo osowatta 

"Fu... kou ka?" 
"Uwawawawa! Kowai yo! [bad word] no, Doitsu?" 
"Chigau no ka...." 

Kakigouri, zawaakurauto, sanguria, hanabi☆ 
Kono jiki ni wa kurage ni chuui☆ 

Nami ni yurayura yurayura pukapuka pukapuka to Yeah Yeah Yeah!  [bad word] 
Aa [bad word] de pashapasha pashapasha to Yeah Yeah Yeah! 
Ima chikara [bad word] 

"Hm? Oi, kora! Dare da konna tokoro ni [bad word] wo hatetsuta!? Itaria—" 
"HYAAAA!" 
"—mata omae ka!?" 
"Taichou! Gomen nasai de arimasu! Demo, kore wo hagasu to wa... Doitsu no senaka ni ohoshi-sama de wa arimasu!" 
"Oh!" 
"Moshi, watashi no senaka ni mo... ah!" 
"Waai! Sannin osoroide yo!&q