Oh, what an ordinary day 
Take out the garbage, [bad word] 
I'm still holding for the laugh 
The dogs will bark so let them bark 
The birds will cry I'll let them cry 
Here's my report from the edge 

Like a birth in reverse 
What I saw through the blinds 
You could say that I'm saying phenomenal lies 
On the cosmic eternity party line 
Was a birth in reverse in America 

This tune will haunt me through the war 
Laugh all you want but I want more 
Cause what I'm swearing, I've never sworn before 

Like a birth in reverse 
What I saw through the blinds 
You could say that I'm saying phenomenal lies 
On the cosmic eternity party line 
Like a birth in reverse in America 

Like a birth in reverse 
What I saw through the blinds 
You could say that I'm saying phenomenal lies 
On the cosmic eternity party line 
Was a birth in reverse in America