It's easier to say I love you than tonda wanda [bad word] kalai
And wouldn't you rather say I love you than tonda wanda [bad word] kalai
It's easier to spell kiss me dear than tonda wanda [bad word] kalai
And wouldn't you rather hear kiss me than (tonda wanda [bad word] kalai)

To quote a famous Yale professor
Osculation is a sensation that is nice (so nice)
If you should ask a Harvard lawyer
He'll charge you twenty dollars and he'll give you this advice

It's easier to say I love you than tonda wanda [bad word] kalai
And wouldn't you rather say I love you than tonda [bad word] kalai
(According to a famous Yale professor quote)
Osculation is a sensation that is nice (unquote)
(If you should ask a Harvard lawyer)
He'll charge you twenty dollars and he'll give you this advice

It's easier to say I love you than tonda wanda [bad word] kalai
(And wouldn't you rather say I love you than tonda [bad word] kalai)
(Tonda [bad word] kalai)