Baby girl, doesn’t it seem
That most things now have an 80’s theme?
I mean look at me
Jordan 5’s, so fresh and clean........

And a whole lot of gold
Like B.A. Barrackus, I’m on the A-Team
18, had that lean
Freshest green, let’s hit the scene
But to my surprise
I was bound by Family Ties
Alex Keaton with sweater vests
Plus I’m sportin’ ties
Like Sportin’ Waves
High top pumps was all the craze
Yeah, I remember them days
And [bad word] right back, so clear the way
Girl, take my hand
Movin through the music, let your mind expand
We just came to dance
24 Hour party, man
Awhh, what a drag
Homeboy over there rocks a shag
My man, this ain’t Debarge
I’m Scott Baio, I’m Charles In Charge
Old Spice, got that swagger
Skinny Jeans, new Mick Jagger
Body spray these chicks, I’ll tag her [bad word] Religion, Jmmy Swaggart
Totally radical, let’s take off like sabiticals (girl)
Where to don’t matter, my style is Electromajical (girl)
We can kick it like Kid N Play
My Funhouse is just round the way
Ehhh, we 88 bound
Ask your girls, I’m the talk of the town
I’m an 88 king, in ripped jeans
Select themes, neon brights – I’m hype like fiends
Addicted to the future, it might seem
I still see that girl in my 88 dreams
 [bad word] 
Verse 2

88 girls, 88 girls
We all live in an 88 world
Way, way back rocked an 88 curl
That’s 88 curls that I loved to twirl
Man if I had 88 girls
I would give every one 88 pearls
Rappers wanna take it back to 88 (cool)
But back in 88, they wasn’t even in school
Me and Futurecop! 88 like sweatshirts
Zipper in the front, you know you had one (don’t front)
Die Hard, Rain Man, Twins hit the big screen
New Wave synths and [bad word] machines led to big things
I’m an 88 king, in ripped jeans
Select themes, neon brights – I’m hype like fiends
Addicted to the future, it might seem
I still see that girl in my 88 dreams
 [bad word] 
Yeah, ugh – That’s my 88 Girl