I was on my way back from a long long dig,
My pockets were packed full of diamond goods,
I couldn't wait to get back to my home,
and show my wife the stuff that I had found,

but soon, I was shocked, to see my house had gone.
 [bad word] 
It's a creeper,
hes staring at me,
and hissing with gleee
cause hes a creeper
He messed up my house
and blew up my spouse
cause hes a creeper
whats the point of his life
he never had a wife
cause hes a creeper
but thats just hes thing
hes a griefing king
I hate creepers X3

So I began to rebuild my sweet home,
Collected all the stone and wood I need
Moved on back toward the building site
but got stopped by the sight of green,
 [bad word] by deja vu, to see the rest had gone.
 [bad word] 
... Creepers you're all going to die, now that I've crafted this bow.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. [bad word]