We know the way that [bad word] gets sometimes 
with bank accounts empty and gas prices too high. 
We're pushing the van up snowy inclines 
and dancing with cops on the Virginia road side. 
We're banned for life from Ft. Eustis. 
It doesn't make a difference. 
The sound guy here's got [bad word] against us. 
We came here to do this. 

We're six dudes from the keystone state. 
We're broke as [bad word]  but we [bad word]  
We haven't showered in at least four days. 
This [bad word] #39;s a bust but we'll get stoked on it. 

In Small-Town PA, we're busting meth labs 
and drive-by assaulting people in Spanish. 
?Donde esta la cave? 
We're passing out on the couch in Long Island. 
(Crashed the van four times in England, made fun of kids with stupid accents)
Through [bad word] flights and homeless nights 
(Partied on the streets of London.)
we stay tight, cause we're just (we're just)
we're just (we're just)

Six dudes from the keystone state. 
We're broke as [bad word]  but we [bad word]  
We haven't showered in at least four days. 
This [bad word] #39;s a bust but we'll get stoked on it. 
We'll get stoked on it.