[Verse 1]
I need to respond
Won't be a slave to the blonde
Or the culture of the popular
Sing with you, I'll
Fly under radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight

 [bad word] 
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

 [bad word] 
Mary! Jane! Holland!
(WooHoo!)
Mary! Jane! Holland!
(OhHoo!)

[Verse 2]
I don't like to boast
But our [bad word] are the most
Mad-magical in Amsterdam
(She won't, she won't)
So if you have fear, Apollo
Sit on my lyre, and
Play him like a piano, man
(I will, I will)

 [bad word] 
Cause I love, love, cause I love, love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin [bad word] hookers, and cheap gin

 [bad word] + [bad word] 

[Bridge]
I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright, because
I am rich as [bad word] 
When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth
The grass heats up my insides and my [bad word] starts to sprout
Introducing, ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland!

 [bad word] + [bad word]