Don't ask me to stop making you coffee in the morning
everybody has there forte.
Don't ask me to change my socks while dancing in the bedroom,
everyone needs momentary fame.

I'd never dream of asking you to discontinue use
of my therapeudic pillow, no no.
I'd never dream of asking you to dress in any garment
but the overalls that you love and know.

I wouldn't like you if you weren't like you

Don't ask me to stop calling you any time I want to,
everyone has their addiction.
And don't ask me to stop writing you stupid little love songs,
it's just a part of my affliction.

I'd never dream of helping you to analyse and criticize
the imperfections of your body.
I'd never dream of asking you to change one thing
about yourself for me, not for anybody.

I wouldn't like you if you weren't like you.