I wish my dealer was open
It's too late to get some more coke
My dealer is closed for the night
And for once I'm not totally broke

I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was [bad word] open
I wish my dealer was open

You stupid [bad word]  why aren't you open
You [bad word] [bad word]  why won't you answer your [bad word] phone
You goddamned [bad word]  why aren't you open
You worthless [bad word]  I know that you're [bad word] home

I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was open
I wish my [bad word] dealer was open
You god dammed [bad word] [bad word] pick up the phone

ANSWER THE [bad word] PHONE, [bad word] !!