He put it on his toast
And those he liked the most.
He stole it from his cat
And from the fishmonger.

He [bad word] fast as he could,
His hat blew off in the wind.
He was a rapscallion
It all was a game, it all was a game.

Oh Toby Carr, Oh Toby Carr, Oh Toby Carr,
Has got a difficult relationship with tuna. (x2)

In his school photo,
He held one high above his head.
So the future boys could see
What he had done, done, done, done.

Oh Toby Carr, Oh Toby Carr, Oh Toby Carr,
Has got a difficult relationship with tuna. (x2)

In the dead of night
He drew them high on city walls.
In the light of day,
He showed the girl he loved, loved, loved, loved.

Oh Toby Carr, Oh Toby Carr, Oh Toby Carr,
Has got a difficult relationship with tuna. (x2)

Oh the love did end,
One day he found it sickening.
So he threw them all far into the sea,
They swam away from him
To the lows, to the lows.
He waved goodbye to them
From the coast, from the coast.

Oh Toby Carr, Oh Toby Carr, Oh Toby Carr,
Has got a difficult relationship with tuna. (x3)