Seven seas crossed seven times at least
 Back and forth we sailed to proselytize
 We'll drag you over
 better world is waiting
 At the end of what we're saying
 Never failed to fertilize from Perth to Dover

 Here we go:
 Countless childhood dreams
 Flaunted for the world to see
 What a show!
 Go where no man's been before
 Yet we're charging open doors

 We're defenders of the crown
 We're defenders of the crown
 We're defenders of the crown
 We're defenders of the crown

 Have you heard the last words
 Of the fallen-by-the-waysides
 Such as "don't you ever leave the beaten track!"
 dirty job: it's Marshall arts
 It's wicked through and through like me and you
 Just another glass and then: Attack!

 Here we go...

 Here we go:
 Countless childhood dreams
 Flaunted for the world to see
 What a show!
 Go where no man's been before
 Yet we're charging open doors

 We're defenders of the crown
 Were defenders of the crown
 We're defenders of the crown…
 And we also eat monsters!

[Solo]

[Master of ceremonies:] Whoa oh oh hoe oh hohoe?
[Voices of the damned:] Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh!
[Moc:] Whoa ho ho hoe oh hohoe?
[Votd:] Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh!!
[Moc:] Whoa oh hoe oh oh oh oh hohoe?!?
[Votd:] Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!!!
[Moc:] Whoa oh oh oh hoe hohoe????
[Votd:] Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!!!!
[Moc:] Whoa oh oh oh hoe???!?
[Votd:] Whoa oh oh oh oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Oh yeaaaaaaah!!!!

 We're defenders of the crown
 We're defenders of the crown
 We're defenders of the crown
 We're defenders of the crown

 We're defenders of the crown
 Of the crown the defenders we are too
 We're defenders of the crown
 Of the crown the defenders we are too

 Hahahaha
 We will eat you