Strollin' down the boulevard
See the boys with lemonade stands
See the couple in the car
Getting busted

There's Mrs. Fashion Lady
She's just stepped into the street
And you see the open manhole
But has gone Mrs. Fashion Lady
Yeah

Can't you see I'm a [bad word] 
Evil things make me laugh so
I'm hummin' happy

little sparrow, alive in the street
little sparrow with nothing to eat
big old [bad word] down the street
squished, dead birdie lying at my feet
Yeah

Can't you see I'm a [bad word] 
Evil things make me laugh so
I'm hummin' happy