Gimme an F…
Gimme a U…
Gimme a C…
Gimme a K…

What’s that spell? 
What’s that spell?
What’s that spell?
What’s that spell?

Well, c’mon on all you big strong men
Uncle Sam needs your help again
he’s got himself in a terrible jam
way down yonder in Vietnam
so put down your books and pick up a gun
we’re gonna have a whole lot of fun

and it’s 1, 2, 3, what’re we fighting for?
don’t ask me, I don’t give a [bad word] next stop is vietnam
and it’s 5, 6, 7, open up pearly gates
well there ain’t no time to wonder why
whoopee! we’re all gonna die

well c’mon on Wall Street
don’t be slow
why this is war a-go-go
there’s plenty good money to be made
by supplin’ the Army with the tools of the trade
just hope and pray that if we drop the bomb
they drop it on-the Vietcong

and it’s 1, 2, 3, what’re we fighting for?
don’t ask me, I don’t give a [bad word] next stop is vietnam
and it’s 5, 6, 7, open up pearly gates
well there ain’t no time to wonder why
whoopee! we’re all gonna die

Now c’mon generals, let’s move fast
your big chance here at last
gotta go out and get those Reds
the only [bad word] is one who’s dead
and you know that peace can only be won
when we’ve blown ‘em all to [bad word] 
and it’s 1, 2, 3, what’re we fighting for?
don’t ask me, I don’t give a [bad word] next stop is vietnam
and it’s 5, 6, 7, open up pearly gates
well there ain’t no time to wonder why
whoopee! we’re all gonna die

Listen people, i don't know how you expect ever stop the war if you can't sing any better than that. It's about 300000 [bad word] of you out there. I want you to start [bad word] on!

and it’s 1, 2, 3, what’re we fighting for?
don’t ask me, I don’t give a [bad word] next stop is vietnam
and it’s 5, 6, 7, open up pearly gates
well there ain’t no time to wonder why
whoopee! we’re all gonna die

now c’mon mothers throughout this land
pack your boys off to Vietnam
c’mon pops, don’t hesitate
send ‘em off before it’s too late
be the first one on your block to have your [bad word] home in a box

1, 2, 3, what’re we fighting for?
don’t ask me, I don’t give a [bad word] next stop is vietnam
and it’s 5, 6, 7, open up pearly gates
well there ain’t no time to wonder why
whoopee! we’re all gonna die

Alright!