(T!) You think you look a lady with those tight jeans on
(I!) You think you look a lady with that lipstick on
(T!) Well little Johnny told me you were a little prick teaser
(S!) He said don't mess around with me, I'm a right punky geezer

I like your Big [bad word] - Let's see if it fits
Humpin' and a thumpin' and bumpin' all night
I like your Big [bad word] - Let's see if it fits
Humpin' and a thumpin'it'll be all right
LLLL-Like it, WWWW-Want it
LLLL-Like it, WWWW-Want it

(T!) Your mother's gonna try and stop you from going to town
(I!) She's seen those hungry boys that [bad word] around
(T!) Little Johnny he said you're a right little thumper
(S!) But the nearest he ever got to you was his hand up your jumper!
 [bad word]  [bad word]