[MC DEVLIN:]
Yo, you don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me, I'm a loner, a rebel
I still remember when my owner assembled me from like thousands of pieces of rotten cadavers
now I'm lost in the caverns, gettin' wicked like David Seville of the chipmunks

[CHET:]
and all I want are my two front teeth to enjoy this meal in the back of my [bad word] 

[MC DEVLIN:]
and I swing and I swang and I swung and I hope you brought the young
'cause I'm here to mate and by mate I mean eat your children while they're fast asleep

[CHET:]
Loosen up my belt to ingest the dead
chemically unstable inside my head
sold my marbles to a man with a hook
he was trading me life for his hand that I took

[MC DEVLIN:]
Check the cortecca y'all cyborg girls I'm an analog man in a digital world
layin down thoughts on the 4-track, tryin to analyze life with a thorn in my thorax
picnicking in the rain on electric blankets still plugged into the wall
I ain't a rebel with a cause, I'm a rebel on the scene with adamantium claws

[CHET:]
Kryptonite kills the flow of [bad word] game but I'm [bad word] than Lex
'cause I wanna cop a feel with April O'Neil, find the secret of the ooze just to get that 
and I heard one day when you go down low you [bad word] the beam to hear the Star Wars theme
wookie told me "uh-oh", that place is a "no-no"
got to homeplate with C-3-P-O
caught in a mix up (mix up) tryin to fix up your fallopian straw with my Mechanical Claw
My German chorizo lubed up in Crisco

[TOGETHER:]
I [bad word] MCs like Nabisco in Frisco

[MC DEVLIN:]
Sawed the legs off of Big D's table [bad word] girls trippin' on my microphone cable
I plowed through Nitro and Tower
Take Lace to the place and waste time for an hour

Sometimes it really makes me wonder, what I gotta do to keep from going under
Sometimes it really makes me wonder, what I gotta do to keep from going under

[MC DEVLIN:]
Never bit the bait, but the bait bit me
'cause I got mad hits and these young girls won't let me be

[CHET:]
It was only a crime under 17

[MC DEVLIN:]
I was on the scene like a  machine,
then every single thing below my waste turned green
so I hit up the doc for some topical lube,
then I used the tube to [bad word] in the room
on a Tuesday night in the TV light
I was feelin' alright (alright)
as an Indian woman with a jewel in her nose,
entered my room in the Catwoman clothes

[CHET:]
Took a personal day, she caressed me down
to my toes, then up to my crown
I'm alone no more but I'm still a loner
still rebel at heart put my bat mask on
yo Ma, can I iron my cape later on?

[MC DEVLIN:]
Rock on till the break of dawn
fall asleep and wake up in the neighbor's lawn

[CHET:]
Hey, yo, don't get me wrong, no ounce of guilt I play women like Wilt
and when they tell me that's nothing but net
my heads up high, 'cause it's all I could get

[MC DEVLIN:]
Soylent green is a delicacy
(?) while the eatin' is good
I did it like this and I did it like that
And I did it with the Louisville wood and the whiffle ball bat and the soft ball metal
I'm a boiling kettle on a hot coal stove
I found myself but I lost my soul
Still it's all chill cause I'm just so [bad word] ill

[BRIDGE- sung simultaneously]
[CHET:]
I really gotta fix my [bad word] so when [bad word] on by I'm feelin' fly
I'll show you 'round to the circuit room
it's kinda cold in there so let's up the heat

Sometimes it really makes me wonder, what I gotta do to keep from going under
Sometimes it really makes me wonder, what I gotta do to keep from going under