Teenage Dirtbag
Her name is Noelle
I had a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour

Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a [bad word] about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
Ooohoooooo

Oh yeah dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely.
Lo and behold
She's walking over to me.

This must be fake
My lip starts to shake.
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a [bad word] about me?

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby [bad word] with me Friday - don't say maybe.
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
like you
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Oh yeah dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing...