Isn't life a blast 
It's just like living in the past 
We go downtown to do our shopping 
And we live in suburbia 
And I say 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 
He he he he he he he he 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 
What is there to do she said 
He [bad word] on baby 
And I'll show you a good time 
So they went on down 
To one of those cheap motels 
And they got all gushy and wet 
And I say 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 
He he he he he he he he 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha