Look at this Instagram
Eggs benedict, side of ham
Started out as a lemon tart
Then my phone went and made it art

And these are my fingernails
The beauty is in the details
Drinkin' Mai-Tais on a [bad word] Just a coincidence it's also [bad word] 
Everyone look at my feet
Get jealous that I'm at the beach
You prob'ly knew I was going there
You saw my plane's wing in the air

Are you bored of city lights? 
Try seein' 'em in black and white
Puttin' glasses on a cat
I'm the first one to think of that! 
Oh, oh, oh… He thinks he's people

Every time I take a photo of an old door,
Every sign out in front of an abandoned store
It's such a thrill to add a filter
Lo-fi, lo-fi

Every time a thing reminds me of a [bad word] Every fortune cookie fortune that I've ever seen is
on my feed, it's guaranteed with
five likes, five likes

Look at this coffee foam
Now look at this pretentious tome
Now look at this garden gnome
I'm friggin' Michaelangelo! 

Fireworks in the sky
super close-up of my eye
Now a selfie, lookin' cute
In the same room where I [bad word] 
Sometimes I just wanna browse
hundred thousand pics of clouds
Hang on, I need to get this duck
Hold still, [bad word] it, f**k! 

Oh, oh, no
It's all blurry

No you haven't really ever seen a setting sun
'Til you've seen it on the screen where you play [bad word] I'm so [bad word] bent on documentin'
Peach pie, peach pie

Think it's bad now, wait until I'm 33
So many pictures of my kids you'll want to murder me
Missed their first steps 'cause I'm obsessed with
Red-eye, red-eye!