Ladies you're [bad word] right
You can't read a man's mind
We're living in two tribes
And heading for war
Nobody's perfect
We all gotta work it
But fellas, we're worth it
So don't break the law

Your call's late, big mistake
You've gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take
Next time, read my mind and I'll be good to you
We're gift-wrapped kitty cats
We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back
Let's go, Eskimo
Out into the blue [bad word] take my hand
Understand that you can
You're my man and I need you [bad word] make my dreams
Honey hard as it seems
Loving me is as easy as pie, I

I'm just a love machine
Feeding my fantasy
Give me a kiss or three
And I'm fine
I need a squeeze a day
Instead of this negligee
What will the neighbours say
This time

I've been going crazy while you sleep
Searching for a language
That the two of us can speak so
Mr. prehistoric, make your wheel
And I'll breathe underwater '
'Cos I like the way it feels

Your call's late, big mistake
You've gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take
Next time, read my mind and I'll be good to you
We're gift-wrapped kitty cats
We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back
Let's go, Eskimo
Out into the blue [bad word] take my hand
Understand that you can
You're my man and I need you [bad word] make my dreams
Honey hard as it seems
Loving me is as easy as pie, I

I'm just a love machine
Feeding my fantasy
Give me a kiss or three
And I'm fine
I need a squeeze a day
Instead of this negligee
What will the neighbours say
This time

Oh, it's very new
Can anybody tell me what to do?
Oh, this feeling's very strange
Can anybody tell me what's you're game?

(Oh) little education
(Oh) To give you motivation
(Oh) We'll turn the situation
(Oh) 'Cos I don't wanna change ya
(Oh) Making you a stranger
(Oh) I'll only re-arrange ya... for now

(Oh) I'm just a Love Machine
(0h) To give you motivation
(Oh) I'm just a Love Machine
(Ooh, ooh)
(Oh) I'm just a Love Machine
(0h) To give you motivation
(Oh) I'm just a Love Machine
(Oh, oh, oh)