I'm looking good, got my shoulders back, 
few more drinks, I'm up to dance, 
I get the eye as I lift my glass, the first time in six months, 
She looks again I start to shake, 
My shoulders twitching, I'm on my way, 
I glance behind me for safety sake, 
To see a clock the size of a plane, 
The night is young more fish in the sea, 
Who's to say she wasn't looking at me? 
I sink my head back into my glass, 
Get into shape for that first dance, 
I turn away, I look to the south, 
I pull my foot from out of my mouth, 
To my surprise she's standing beside me 
Asking if I'd like to dance. 
I'm standing in a hall of smoke, 
Her tongues in my mouth, I'd love to choke, 
Her knight approaches us on foot, 
He left his side kick at the brook. 
He offered me a cigarette I said I'm far too young to smoke, 
So he tried to entertain me, 
Told me one more crappy... 
Joke in my ear, except the joke wasn't clear, 
Set the joking aside should [bad word]  should I hide? 
Decided to [bad word] it straight in his face, 
What he thought was the case was an easy mistake. 
I'd just like to try some carrot cake and wine, 
Can't I try, taste my carrot cake and wine 
Looking good, not looking back, 
Knight of hers took her off to dance, 
I get the eye as I lift my glass, 
But not for the last time, 
She looks again, too dunk to shake, 
My eyes are twitching, my legs are fake, 
I glance behind me for safety sake 
To see my girlfriends tongue in the face of a friend, 
Who was far from a man, 
Should I hide? should [bad word]  
Must have seen what I've done, 
Decided to stay, liked the look on her face, 
What I thought was the case was an easy mistake. 
I'd just like to try some carrot cake and wine, 
Can't I try, taste my carrot cake, 
Why can't I try? 
Why should I lie? 
Taste my, try some, buy my 
Carrot cake and wine