I got a text saying where'd you go
 well what'd you think
 i went home and threw up in the sink
 without a blink
 i woke up in the shower at six
 i'm still in the mix
 i should not have mixed
 twix with mars and a snickers bar
 head to the bar
 all i see is stars

 kanye what up
 yo obama whats going on
 shots with the president
 drinkin dom perignon
 i got it goin' on
 people think i'm kinda cool
 teachers teach left boy lyrics up in middle school
 so i've got sixth grade [bad word] up to me
 saying left boy your the [bad word]  [bad word]  its not a big deal all i do is ill
 add a little of my skill to a track
 and it kills
 and it pays the bills
 the ysl bills
 the jägermaster bills
 left boy is ill

 sunday mornin' chillin'
 i'm hung over
 i fell like my life is over
 i need to get sober
 and thats just some hours away

 sunday mornin' chillin'
 i'm hung over
 i fell like my life is over
 i need to get sober
 and thats just some hours away

 no i didn't get kicked out the club
 the bouncer up front was showing me some love
 i think he wanted me to sign his chest
 next thing i know
 i'm arrested
 i said yo officer
 you know that i'm a superstar
 toss him my keys
 and let's take my car

 he's like take it slow
 sit down, lets go
 back seat, playing left boy on the radio
 whow that sounds like you in the back
 yes sir i go by the opposite of whack
 smacks down on the brakes pulls out an ?inmate?
 asks me to sign it to his daughter at penn state
 i cooperate tell him [bad word] late
 gotta go. 'd love to hang, can't let my girl wait
 you know, fo' sho'
 and then i bounce
 homegirls: 
 about an ounce

 sunday mornin' chillin'
 i'm hung over
 i fell like my life is over
 i need to get sober
 and thats just some hours away

 sunday mornin' chillin'
 i'm hung over
 i fell like my life is over
 i need to get sober
 and thats just some hours away

 Thanks to hansiwursti