Lyrics to Horny In Hearse :
I needed something new and fresh to win my baby back.
So I bought a 1959 hearse Cadillac
Mint condition fully equipped
Shiny and pitch black

Shes aroused by the power of the V8
I should have bought this car way back.
This is great
Seeing through the eyes of the dead.
While my baby gives me...
Ya know...

Tic Tac Toe Tags
High heels and latex body bags
No more french maid or naughty nurse
She wanna go for a ride all the time
My ghoulfriend gets horny in a hearse.

Shes dressed to thrill
My babes so hot when I pick her up
She checks it out from front to rear bottom to top
Oh boy she keeps on going dang she just wont stop.

Bonfire at camp crystal lake
The trip was long but she sure kept me awake
Seeing through the eyes of the dead
while my baby gives me...
ya know..

Tic Tac Toe Tags
High heels and latex body bags
No more french maid or naughty nurse
She wanna go for a ride all the time
My ghoulfriend gets horny in a hearse.

We park by the cemetery thats our "lovers lane"
That might be bizarre to some but not this here, Dane
Bring out [bad word] gloves honey I'm ready once again.

Shallow graves and ghouls gone wild
See me [bad word] down route 666 in style
Seeing through the eyes of the dead while my baby gives me...
ya know...

Tic Tac Toe Tags
High heels and latex body bags
No more french maid or naughty nurse
She wanna go for a ride all the time
My ghoulfriend gets horny in a hearse