it’s the guns and the knives and the girls and the games
it’s policemen, government, nicotine stains
it’s meth, coke and heroin and nitrous and pot
it’s dumb politicians who need to be shot

it’s the tv, the church, these republican [bad word] 
it’s every stockbroker who is down on his luck
it’s my job, it’s the bank, it’s the [bad word] who can’t drive
it’s the [bad word] embarassment of being alive

yeah yeah yeah
whatch you gonna do now, what’s it gonna be?
yeah yeah yeah
you wanna be a loser, you wanna be just like me?

yeah yeah yeah
whatch you gonna do now, what’s it gonna be?
yeah yeah yeah
you wanna be a loser, you wanna be just like me?

it’s for starbucks and skinheads and kids who can’t read
it’s for white trash who rap and [bad word] drivers on speed
it’s for mid-tempo love songs and boy band [bad word] 
it’s for teenage singers with big fake [bad word] 

it’s for cellphones and haircuts and brand-new shoes
it’s the daily paper and the nightly news
it’s for junkies and people who ask me for change
just for me, i think i’m going insane, now

yeah yeah yeah
whatch you gonna do now, what’s it gonna be?
yeah yeah yeah
you wanna be a loser, you wanna be just like me?

yeah yeah yeah
whatch you wanna do now, what’s it gonna be?
yeah yeah yeah
you wanna be a loser, you wanna be just like me?

it’s the grammys, it’s billboard, it’s guys who talk [bad word] 
it’s madonna’s next record, it’s great, it’s a hit!
it’s the suck [bad word] rotation on mtv-two
it’s the real world all day long, just for you

it’s the bomb and it’s phat, it’s so dope, it’s the [bad word] 
it’s the next big thing, it’s my new favorite
it’s a classic, the kids’ll be screaming for more
it’s the brand new, sugar-coated, corporate [bad word]  yeah

yeah yeah yeah
whatch you gonna do now, what’s it gonna be?
yeah yeah yeah
you wanna be a loser, you wanna be just like me?

yeah yeah yeah
whatch you gonna do now, what’s it gonna be?
yeah yeah yeah
you wanna be a loser, you wanna be just like me, huh?

yeah yeah yeah
whatch you gonna do now, what’s it gonna be, [bad word] 
yeah yeah yeah
you wanna be a loser, you wanna be just like me?

yeah yeah yeah
whatch you gonna do now, what’s it gonna be?
yeah yeah yeah
you wanna be a loser, you wanna be just like me?