(Filk of Draco and Harry by The Whomping Willows.
Filk lyrics by Andrea.)

Castiel, hey, what’s your problem?
you’re lookin’ kinda mopey and forlorn this morning
Dean Winchester, what’s your deal?
are you having trouble with the feelings that you feel?
Castiel, hey, what’s your issue?
do you need a hug or maybe a tissue?
Dean Winchester, give us a sign
you [bad word] to Lisa so what do you have in mind?

give me three guesses
is it Layla Rourke from season one?
is it Jo Harvelle?

no, it’s Dean and Castiel sitting in a Tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-it’s Dean and Castiel sitting in a tree
F-A-L-L-I-N-in love

Dean Winchester, level with me
you used to be enthralled by the idea of family
Castiel, hey, don’t be shy
you got no luck with women so perhaps you need a guy
there’s nothing wrong with it
no there’s nothing wrong with it
you can drive up to Vancouver
where it will be

Dean and Castiel sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-Dean and Castiel sitting in a tree
F-A-L-L-I-N-in love

there’s nothing wrong with it
there’s nothing wrong with it
there’s nothing wrong with it
it’s Dean and Castiel sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-it’s Dean and Castiel sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-it’s Dean and Castiel sitting in a tree
S-N-O-G-G-I-N-it’s Dean and Castiel sitting in a tree
F-A-L-L-I-N-in love