I'm sick
 I have a headache
 I got a fever
 I've got [bad word] nose
 I didn't get any sleep last night
 Cuz I'm sick
 I'm sick I'm sick
 I'm dehydrated
 I've got diarrhea
 I can't keep my food down
 My sinuses are clogged
 I'm sick! I'm sick
 I'm sick
 I've got a headache
 I've got a stuffed head
 I've got boogies
 I've got a fever
 I'm dehydrated
 I'm telling you I'm sick
 I've been awake too long
 I know I gotta call in sick today