Migite ni wa sensu hidarite ni wa tsukemono de mairimasu
Sensu motte sensu futte tsutsushinde parēdo
Miyabiyakana sekai e yōkoso oide [bad word] Te wo tori wa ni nari mawashimashou chikyū-gō
Adeyaka na kimono de mi mo kokoro mo hanayaka desu
Hakumai ni umeboshi de [bad word] Chōdo yoi shiokagen hetaria
"Shiozake wa sukoshi shio o toita mizu ni irete okuto
Oishiku shio ga nukemasu yo" 

Sensu motte sensu futte yorokobi no parēdo
Gakki o kanadete kōshindesu
Mina de issei ni gassō sureba
Tatta hitotsu no uta kansei itashimasu
Ryōteki [bad word] wa watashi Nihon desu
 [bad word] sukoshi koshi wa itamimasuga
Yoi neironan desu" 
 [bad word] hodo ni [bad word] Utsukushii shiki no utsuroi
Kishikata yukusue kawaranu yō mamori tsuzukete yukimasu. 
 [bad word] wa Akebono hararito sakura ga mai
Natsu wa [bad word] engawa ni saku senkō hanabi
Aki wa yūgure yūzora ni [bad word] akatonbo
Fuyu wa tsutomete samuzora ni orinasu ginsekai
Pochi wa go man'etsu
"Genki ni niwa o kakemawatte imasuga" 

Sensu motte sensu futte mutsumajiku parēdo
Merodi wa bankoku kyōtsūdesu
Itsutsu no tairiku to nanatsunoumi o
Karoyakana haya-sa de dai ōdan 
 [bad word] e tsuzukimasu [bad word] kagura "Oishii gohan ga [bad word] yō hōsaku o kigan [bad word]  

Hakumai ni umeboshi de [bad word] desu
Kore koso ga Nihon no aji hetaria 

"Ā... [bad word] tsuzukeruto koshi ni kotaemasu. Keredo, Nippon [bad word] mono dōchū de [bad word] wake ni wa ikimasen! Madamada saki wa nagai nodesukara..