Diabolo Menthe, that's peppermint French
It's like troublesome bubblegum
Open your mouth and I'll give you some

You can blow it, pop it, smack it, oh ya
Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya

You've got a good one, short and fat
Dress it up with a bow and a funny little hat
Ooh, ooh, chick, a, boom, boom
I like it like that

But can your doggy, dog do the pussycat?
Because I'm thinking about letting you
Underneath my sweater I don't want your sympathy
I want to get you down on me

You can blow it, pop it, smack it, oh ya
Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya

I make you shake like maracas
When I'm doing things such [bad word] like when I was young
Pillow fights and chewing gum

Please don't tell my mom
That I'm such a phenomenon
Because I'm unplugged dog heart
Won't you do me a favor

Rave in your fly, I want to taste your flavor
Speed up plucky boy
Where'd you hide my favorite toy

Yeah, I'm unplugged dog [bad word] on play me the sailor
Wetting around, give it some flavor and

Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya
Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya