It's 3 years to the very day
Since a pirate captain said to me
Hey [bad word] join our crew
Adventure and glory waits for you!

I took his words as gold
Set sail for quests untold
With a bottle [bad word] in my hand
I dreamed of wealth and foreign lands!

Hey! you're banjaxed!
Hey! you're screwed!
And death [bad word] for you!
Trapped on an island lost at sea!
Shipwrecked you will cease to be!

Hey! you're banjaxed!
Hey! you're screwed!
And death [bad word] for you!
Trapped on an island lost at sea!
Shipwrecked your destiny!

On the 16th night at sea
In the depths of toil and misery
We [bad word] a hidden reef
And our ship began to sink beneath

I grabbed some drifting wood
And held on as long as I could
'Til abandoned on a desert isle
Now stuck here 'til the day I die!

Hey! you're banjaxed!
Hey! you're screwed!
And death [bad word] for you!
Trapped on an island lost at sea!
Shipwrecked you will cease to be!

Hey! you're banjaxed!
Hey! you're screwed!
And death [bad word] for you!
Trapped on an island lost at sea!
Shipwrecked your destiny!

Shipwrecked!
Shipwrecked!
Get [bad word] or die!

Shipwrecked!
Shipwrecked!
Get [bad word] or die!

Hey! you're banjaxed!
Hey! you're screwed!
And death [bad word] for you!
Trapped on an island lost at sea!
Shipwrecked you will cease to be!

Hey! you're banjaxed!
Hey! you're screwed!
And death [bad word] for you!
Trapped on an island lost at sea!
Shipwrecked your destiny!