"God Bless Tiny Tim", 1968

The birds [bad word] 
The birds [bad word] (overlapping repeating)
Oh, oh, oh, those birds!

I've got to see a doctor,
I've got to see a doctor,
'Cause there's something wrong with me,
What can it be?
What can it be?

I know it isn't indigestion
It isn't indigestion
It just might pull away
It feels so [bad word] Since you are near, dear!

Ever since you told me that you loved me,
I'm a nut, I'm a nut!
Ever since you said those words, sweetheart,
I'm a bug, I'm a bug!

Can't sleep at night, can't even eat
Something's wrong with both my feet,
I bump into people on the street like a fool
Like a fool, like an over-fool

Ever since you said you'd like to kiss me
Darling, I'm as dandy as can be,
Oh, can't you see?
While I awake, won't even tell the dog who gets to keep,
The doctors gave me something but I'm hanged if I can sleep,
Ever since you told me that you loved me!

What can it be?
What can it be?

It feels so [bad word] Since you are near, dear!

Ever since you told me that you loved me,
I'm a nut, I'm a nut!
Ever since you said those words, sweetheart,
I'm a bug, I'm a bug!

Can't sleep at night, can't even eat
Something's wrong with both my feet,
I bump into people on the street like a fool
Like a fool, like an over-fool

Ever since you said you'd like to kiss me
Darling, I'm as dandy as can be,
Oh, can't you see?
While I awake, won't even tell the dog who gets to keep,
The doctors gave me something but I'm hanged if I can sleep,
Ever since you told me that you loved me!