In his time he's done it all
played all the circuits he's a [bad word] pro
Cos he once played a gig with Bonehead and Noel
Scrapped with that band Joe broke his nose
I got wound up by these indie [bad word] With their skinny fit jeans think they're knowing it
Have they forgotten about 94?
With my Stan Smith's on I'll give them what for

See the passion in his eyes
He likes to think it though, likes to think it though
Purist [bad word] He likes to think it though, likes to think it though

It wern't supposed to end up like this
The deal with V2 it went up [bad word] Cos now he resides down at the club
tells all the bands just how he's done
"listen lads I've had my time
Wish you could see me in my prime
Me and the boys yeah we were there
Backstage at Glasto with our mod crop hair"

See the passion in his eyes
He likes to think it though, likes to think it though
Purist [bad word] He likes to think it though, likes to think it though

See the passion in his eyes
He likes to think it though, likes to think it though
Purist [bad word] He likes to think it though, likes to think it though

He never played at Glastonbury but he likes to think it though, likes to think it though
Never taken LSD but he likes to think it though, likes to think it though
Never played for John Peel but he likes to think it though, likes to think it though
Never got to Maida Vale but he likes to think it though, likes to think it though

See the passion in his eyes
He likes to think it though, likes to think it though
Purist [bad word] He likes to think it though, likes to think it though

See the passion in his eyes
He likes to think it though, likes to think it though
Purist [bad word] He likes to think it though, likes to think it though