yeah gurl
i wanna puff puff puff dat peach colored hair
gonna take u down to my secret lair
showin u all my anime figures
carressing them wit my sticky fingas
linga linga linga [bad word] my finga
i got a dominator 'bout to pull the trigga
cops and robbers 
robbers and cops
lookin so swag in my fingerless gloves
i standin in the wind
blowin back my trenchcoat
to intimidate the normals
you aint gotta be scared 'doe
cause u my gurl, girl, my suki na hito
so take off dem socks 
and show me dem toes
yeah this a foot focus this troper so heated
catch a whiff of dem feet, boner can't be defeated

pomf on the bed girl let's get it on
swallow up your womb like it's an egg
and i'm a python
erotic eating, looks can be deceiving
i'm a deadpan snarker gurl i'm only teasing
i know you [bad word] by my marvelous wit
take off dat pony shirt
and show me dem [bad word] 
or maybe a panty shot too
stephanie from lazy town know how it do
so get on your knees, open my pants [bad word] time to show you a REAL "reason u suck speech"
cause u my girl, girl suck on dat bent duck
orange fanta on the side
now drink that [bad word] up
uuuuugggggh ~
loosen up that jaw some [bad word] 
the crowning moment of awesome

puttin my fedora on
the girls be swoonin'
call up my man sonichu
yo wut u doin?
nothin, jus playin some minecraft
wish i could play all day, 
mom won't get off my back
the cake is a lie exdee!!!1
when i talk to girls my palms [bad word] sweaty
but just because i'm hot like [bad word] get these naughty tentacles
i won't tell yo momma
better delete my browsing history
so no one discovers 
my love for y ponies (oh god ugggggh)
speaking of which, tom preston where u at?
hankering for sum inflation
yeah i like em big an fat ;)
just a sec.. time to de-grease my pizza
gaming [bad word]  fast like a cheetah
let's see uh, this troper gonna need
some fetish fuel in his tank before u leave
just show me them cuticles
gurl u make me squee
would do anything to hear u [bad word] through a walkie talkie
enough talking, time to get to business
i'm brilliant but lazy, gurl, 
my teachers don't know [bad word]