You might feel shame
(You should feel shame)
(You’re an abomination)
We might cross dress but that’s not what’s to blame.
Making our coins, but it’s all for food
We’ll do anything
We’re down for groups
After taking some dudes from behind
(I’m a top)
All we wanna score is chicken fried
Oh

Someday somebody’s gonna make you wanna gobble up a waffle fry
But no go
Don’t you know Chick-fil-a say
You’ll make the baby Jesus cry
(Baby who?)
Dudes with [bad word]  [bad word] for-Pay
Even [bad word] say yay

So chow down at Chick-fil-
Chow down at Chick-fil-
Even if you’re [bad word] 
(Even if you’re [bad word] 
Chow down at Chick-fil-

(I know what I want)

Have it your way
(Have it your way)
(Yeah, take that [bad word] 
BK, McD, Subway all taste the same
(Preservatives)
You’re tired of eating meat
that just went moo
(Sorry ’bout that)
Taco Tuesday makes your butt spew (Hamburger Mary’s Taco Tuesday Excluded!!!)
(farts)
(That’s gross)
So please don’t sue us for libel
(For libel)
We just want a little meat without your Bible

Someday somebody’s gonna make you want to gobble up a waffle fry.
But no no, don’t you know,
Chick-Fil-says you make the baby Jesus cry.
Dude’s with [bad word] 
 [bad word] for-Pay, even [bad word] say yay

So chow down at Chick-fil-
Chow down at Chick-fil-
Even if you’re [bad word] 
(Even if you’re [bad word] 
Chow down at Chick-fil-
 [bad word] down to Chick-fil-
Don’t matter if your [bad word] 
(Doesn’t matter)
I said no mayonnaise. [bad word] #33;
God [bad word] it!

Spicy fried chicken may burn hole out
Sting ring for days but that chicken’s worth the pain

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I see a rainbow
And on the other side there was
bucket of Polynesian sauce for me to dip my nuggets in
Why is it because I live my life so [bad word] 
I should not eat Chick-fil-A?
I’m gonna eat it anyway
They say His promise is [bad word] 
But what if you are a Jew?
They need a Kosher meal too
To bring their life to anew
Closed on Sunday’s, it is awful
Now there’s tears in my eyes
No more waffle fries
(Oh, man)

My only bleeding hope for the [bad word] that can’t cope
With the fact they hate [bad word] but the food is so dope
The chicken’s to blame
like shooting ‘caine into your own vein
(What?)
What a shame you don’t enjoy the chicken
Broiled by flame
You’ll get fisted but to eat there is d-listed
Well, I got an appetite
I ain’t got no pride
Three queens are bottomless pits
Forever in the [bad word] 
Honey mustard on my [bad word] 
All for me and not for you

Someday somebody’s gonna make you wanna gobble up a waffle fry
But no go
Don’t you know Chick-fil-a say
You’ll make the baby Jesus cry
(No one cares)
Dudes with [bad word]  [bad word] for-Pay, even [bad word] say yay

So chow down at Chick-fil-
Chicken chow down
Chicken chow down
(I’ma eat up all this [bad word] 
(That’s mine)
(That’s mine too)
Chicken chow down, baby
(You’re gonna want to pass that sauce, girl)
Put it in your mouth
Don’t matter if your [bad word] 
Chow down at Chick-fil-
(Bible-thumping [bad word] 
Chicken chow down
(You’re awful)