There's 52 ways to murder anyone
 One and two are the same
 And they both work as well

 [bad word] clean for Amy
 Julie doesn't scream as well
 And the cops won't listen all night

 And so maybe I'll be over
 Just as soon as I fill them all in

 And I can't remember when I saw her last
 We [bad word] around and having a blast
 But the backseat of the drive-in is so lonely without you
 I know when you're home

 I was thinking about you
 There was something I forgot to say
 I was crying on a Saturday Night

 I was out [bad word] without you
 They were playing our song
 Crying on a Saturday Night

 As the moon [bad word] the night time
 You go viciously, quietly away
 I'm sitting in the bedroom where we used to sit and smoke cigarettes
 Now I'm watching
 Watching you die

 And I can't remember when I saw her last
 We [bad word] around and having a blast
 But the backseat of the drive-in is so lonely without you
 I know when you're home

 I was thinking about you
 There was something I forgot to say
 I was crying on a Saturday Night

 I was out [bad word] without you
 They were playing our song
 Crying on a Saturday Night