I won‘t [bad word] with da [bad word] 
I won‘t [bad word] with da [bad word] 
I won‘t [bad word] with da [bad word] 
Because da [bad word] will [bad word] with me

I won‘t take off on da [bad word] 
I won‘t take off on da [bad word] 
I won‘t take off on da [bad word] 
Because da [bad word] will [bad word] with me

haole with heart, that‘s all I‘ll ever be
‘Cause I‘m not a part of the North Shore society
Stuck on the shoulder, that‘s where you‘ll find me
Digging for scraps with the kooks in line!

I won‘t park next to da [bad word] 
I won‘t park next to da [bad word] 
I won‘t park next to da [bad word] 
Because I don‘t really [bad word] 

haole with heart, that‘s all I‘ll ever be
‘Cause I‘m not a part of the North Shore royalty
Stuck on the shoulder, I‘m [bad word] 
Digging for scraps I‘m a kook in line!

haole with heart, that‘s all I‘ll ever be
‘Cause I‘m not a part of the North Shore society
Stuck on the shoulder, that‘s where you‘ll find me
Digging for scraps with the kooks in line!

Don‘t [bad word] with da [bad word] 
Don‘t [bad word] with da [bad word] 
Don‘t [bad word] with da [bad word] 
Because da [bad word] will [bad word] with you!