Cut my eyes out, dear
 So I can't see your smug grin
 You're right you always win
 Untie my hands now
 I'm game up to a point
 And we're well past bedtime now
 All this time away
 And I'm freezing cold now
 I try hard not to laugh
 As she trips up on the step
 And her look turns me to stone
 I'm closer to the [bad word] 
 She hates being on her own
 But [bad word] her I'm leaving tonight
 Why should I live this way
 When I could be with someone else
 I don't want to hurt her feelings
 But she's a crazy [bad word] up [bad word]